10/8 3:26 PM That was good! Very good! Here's the one that gave me the idea in the first place. I think mine and yours are both better than this one.....
ST LOUIS, MO - (Begin Bud Light theme music)
Announcer: Bud Light Presents, "Real Men of Genius"
Backup singer: Reaaaaal Men Of Genius
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Irrational, Inferior Auburn Fan.
Backup singer: Mr. Irrational, Inferior Auburn Faaaaaan!
Announcer: Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking.
Backup singer: Why aren't we number one?
Announcer: You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when your team finds a way to blow another dream season.
Backup singer: Kenny Irons had turf toe!
Announcer: Inevitably, you'll bring up the 2004 undefeated season.
Backup singer: Still couldn't win a national championship!
Announcer: You will point out that you have won five in a row and call it the thumb so that your graduates can put that number in proper perspective.
Backup singer: Thank God for the sociology department!
Announcer: Go on, ignore that you have only won half of a national championship in your school's long history, and continue to believe that you'll get a piece of that pie next year.
Backup singer: Tuberville declared us People's Champs in 2004!
Announcer: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't win a national championship next year, you will still have one heck of a swim team.
Backup singer: Mr. Irrational, Inf erior Auburn Fan
Announcer: "24 years and 9 coaches, and he's still not back"
Backup singer: "Stallings was close"
Announcer: "But as you gaze at the stars, you can still hold onto the 12 "Very mythical" national Championships your grandaddy used to talk about".
Back up singer: "We won the Rose Bowl!!"
Announcer: "Maybe the day will come, when you finally beat Auburn, and you can experience what your dad used to talk about."
Back up singer: "We dare you to meet us in Legion Feeeeild!!"
Announcer: "Sit back and try to forget that Bo went over the top in 1982 and changed everything."
Backup singer: "That son-of-a-_____!!"
Announcer: "And don't worry about being 10-14-1 against Tennesse since 1982, and that they've won a national title since you have, or that florida has won TWO!!"
Backup singer: "Phillip Fulmer's a fat-ass!!"
Announcer: "Get a grip Alabama fan, forget about LSU's rising thumb and crack open an ice cold Bud Light, until the Bear comes walking back to Tuscaloosa across the water, you have a gymnastics team to be proud of!!"
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